Wesley "Clash Storm" Wilson
Wesley "Clash Storm" Wilson
Wesley
Portrayed By: James McAvoy
Status: Alive and Kicking You in the Face!
Age: 24
Calling: The King of Fighters/Last Man Standing
Pantheon: Aesir
Divine Parent: Thor
Significant Other(s): None

Background

This is a placeholder that I need here so my whole page isn't smashed up and weird. So for the sake of seriously needing lots and lots of text, I temporarily give you the song that never ends:

This is the song that never ends, and it goes on and on my friends. Some people, staaarted singin' it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on singin' it forever just because this is the song that never ends, and it goes on and on my friends. Some people, staaarted singin' it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on singin' it forever just because this is the song that never ends, and it goes on and on my friends. Some people, staaarted singin' it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on singin' it forever just because this is the song that never ends, and it goes on and on my friends. Some people, staaarted singin' it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on singin' it forever just because this is the song that never ends, and it goes on and on my friends. Some people, staaarted singin' it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on singin' it forever just because this is the song that never ends, and it goes on and on my friends. Some people, staaarted singin' it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on singin' it forever just because this is the song that never ends, and it goes on and on my friends. Some people, staaarted singin' it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on singin' it forever just because this is the song that never ends, and it goes on and on my friends. Some people, staaarted singin' it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on singin' it forever just because this is the song that never ends, and it goes on and on my friends. Some people, staaarted singin' it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on singin' it forever just because this is the song that never ends, and it goes on and on my friends. Some people, staaarted singin' it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on singin' it forever just because this is the song that never ends, and it goes on and on my friends. Some people, staaarted singin' it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on singin' it forever just because this is the song that never ends, and it goes on and on my friends. Some people, staaarted singin' it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on singin' it forever just because this is the song that never ends, and it goes on and on my friends. Some people, staaarted singin' it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on singin' it forever just because this is the song that never ends, and it goes on and on my friends. Some people, staaarted singin' it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on singin' it forever just because this is the song that never ends, and it goes on and on my friends. Some people, staaarted singin' it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on singin' it forever just because this is the song that never ends, and it goes on and on my friends. Some people, staaarted singin' it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on singin' it forever just because…

Relationships

Name Relation Notes
Rupert Jerk Ass
Pauline Awesome Girl She's strong, and crushes and punches and kicks stuff! Wanna do her soooooooooooooooo bad.
Melanope Expensive Prostitute It costs lots of money to do her, she's really good, but she's a bitch and thinks I'm bad in bed. Hate her, hate her a lot. Might do her again.
Dee Friend Girl She's a female and she's my friend and we're not gonna do it. That's weird.
Corgan Milk Guy Milk milk milk!
Kaylee Bow Girl She uses bows, female version of a pussy. Don't wanna do her… well maybe just for an hour or two, but after that, only maybe a few more times.
Amnis Evil Maia Gonna do her after I kill evil Haldor.

Character Sheet

Stamina: 5 Strength: 6 Wits: 4
Epic Stamina: 5 Epic Strength: 5 Epic Wits: 1
Intelligence: 2 Manipulation: 2 Perception: 5
Epic Intelligence: 0 Epic Manipulation: 0 Epic Perception: 1
Appearance: 4 Charisma: 4 Dexterity: 5
Epic Appearance: 0 Epic Charisma: 1 Epic Dexterity: 4
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